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Messages April 8 - 27

Tue Apr 8 18:33:26 2003
From: Superior Lad

Hey Raymond, you may be strong (smelling) and unable to spell, but I'm incredibly smart and capable of brilliant tactical force strikes. So there, meanie! Superior Lad says that the polls were rigged, and he was misrepresented because he never got to vote. So, following the lead of Al Gore, Superior Lad demands a recount!

Wed Apr 9 7:56:34 2003
From: Dante

never listen to superior lad. he is probably killergold (jesse.
he said and i quote,
"superior lad has agents, Dante chief among them."
jesse is irish, and occasinally, go into something like this, but not
in computer. i am not an agent for any jackass for free. i do this
agent ****, but at a price.

1 day=$5.00
1 week=$25.00
1 month=$70.00
1 year=$600.00

but Matthew, if you want me as an agent, i'll do it for FREE,
just for you. but if you do hire me, i want something in return, find
out who supperior lad is and e-mail me his address.
we shall not lose to some coward who is hiding in the shadows.
we shall win
we shall not fall
with your help, we won't lose.

Wed Apr 9 8:54:45 2003
From: Dante

To the superior jackass, A.K.A. superior lad,(not Matthew)
you have decalried war on us, we are U.S. citizins, and unless you
reveal your-self, you are not one of us, a U.S. citizin if you
continue with this foolish quest, you will be as low as the ones who
started the REAL
war. only foolish A******S WOULD START SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON ME WHEN
THIS IS A TIME OF REAL WAR. WAR SUCKS, SO GIVE UP YOU M*********!

P.S. you are a jackass

Fri Apr 11 11:26:53 2003
From: Drew

o wow. I wonder who this superior lad dude is. who ever, he can kiss
my a**. He cant beat Raymond in a pullup contest, and he cant beat me
in a pushup contest. HEAR THAT SUPIOR LAD??? RAYMOND CHALLENGES YOU
TO A PULL UP DUEL, AND DREW CHANLLENGES YOU DO A PUSH UP DUEL!!! NOW
STOP BEING A P**** AND REVEAL YOURSELF!!!!!
-Drew

Fri Apr 11 22:41:53 2003
From: Superior Lad

Superior Lad need not show his name to the likes of infidels such as
Raymond. My Agents will be enough to take care of the kid who can't
spell. I will insult you all by spelling the longest word in my
repertoire: Antidisestablishmentarianism. Frogs aren't intelligent
enough to figure that out, Ray, if you catch my drift. Oh, and by
the way, my name is not important. You challenge me to a duel, and
yet you do not know who I am. I could be your mother for all you
know, though I have no memory of ever giving birth to you.

Your Pal,
Superior Lad

Sat Apr 12 21:02:34 2003
From: Raymond

Matthew

we are on the trail of superior lad. people have left anonymous
letters in my locker at school giving me clues, maby its superior lad
himself, or one of his "agents". they say you are angtios to know my
deep dark secret. and they also say your on a vacation now. how did
they know that. you never told me! i am getting the impretion you are
on his side. just a bit of info, i still have all the people who won
me the dumb contest on my side. unighted as 1 army we will take down
superior lad.

i think we should add a "y" at the end and call him superior laddY

Ha ha ha!! we will win, so surrender now!

love your pal Raymond

I wasn't on vacation, just busy. I'm not on anyone's side in this. Just respecting Superior Lad's request to not reveal his email address. That's all I know about him anyway. But my rule is: if someone asks me not to post something, I won't. And he asked me not to reveal his email address. (PS, it's spelled "maybe", "anxious", "impression", and "united") --Matthew

Wed Apr 16 18:44:16 2003
From: Superior Lad

Surprise for Raymond. I have decided to make his secret public. You
know the picture he sent, the one that graces the head of R.I.N.D.
Page? That is actually a picture of his mother. You can tell
because of the hidden mullet and the missing bottom row of teeth.
HAHAHAHAHA, I TRULY AM SUPERIOR!

Fri Apr 18 8:17:08 2003
From: Superior Lad

Hee hee, I have disturbing news about Raymond. Due to a time travel
mishap, he will eventually become his own great-grandfather. Isn't
that interesting?

Fri Apr 18 14:26:22 2003
From: Josh Rohr

yo this is going to all of my serious kid friends and all the other
s***heads that go on this site especially you, you cow ass huffing
raymond i just want to say that supierior lad your the dumbest shit
in the world even dumber than raymond.hahahaha BITCH!

Love, Josh Rohr a.k.a serious kid
P.S e-mail me you bastard as soon as you get this at
Jeckel161@hotmail.com and that goes for all you pretty ladies out
there.PEACE OUT DAWG.

Mon Apr 21 10:25:10 2003
From: Dante

"The Matrix Reloaded"

MAY-15-03

I still want to tell you about the matrix, Neo

Okay, so tell us about the Matrix. By the way, there's a great article about all the computer graphics they used in that movie in the latest Wired Magazine. --Matthew

Tue Apr 22 7:58:47 2003
From: Dante

To superior jackass (not matthew)
i am getting closer to finding you. and i just hope you love man made
viruses, as much as i do. if i ever find you, i will unleach by virus
upon you, it's called the "TG7-VIRUS"
it starts in your foot, if injected anywhare else, it shall be
harmless till it's in your foot.
it just stays, undetected in your foot. then it moves up
...(I'm editing a section out here)... it then moves up to the lungs, caousing
lacking of breathing. then moves to the heart, if you have one. then
moves to the mouth, sealing it shut. (edit again)
then the virus moves to the brain, causing it to produce pus, the
side effects include, 120 I.Q. increase, then death in 27.8 seconds.
all this happains within 1 hour. virus has to be injected, it dies in
air. virus can be spred by touching another person (not that you have
touched another person)
oh and matthew, thanks for all your help so far.

You're welcome. --Matthew

Tue Apr 22 8:34:00 2003
From: Dante

Neo, why won't you let me tell you about The Matrix, becouse i still
want to tell about The Matrix, Neo

Tue Apr 22 12:19:00 2003
From: killergold65

superior lad is a dumb fag. Dante is a tradder and we shall find him,
skin him alive, and then send him to his mommy crying. i have a
message to superior lad so pleaz post this. he who makes fun of
Raymond he will have lots of haters against him.

hahaha,
jesse t.

p.s. post this

Tue Apr 22 20:12:28 2003
From: Superior Lad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Raymond, your middle name is Carl, what a hobo!
AHHAHAHAHA, and Dante is no longer my agent. My new one is Mr.
Greenbottom, a completely new character in our little game. Too bad
all of you imbeciles reading this are too infantile to possibly
conceive the grandiose yet imposing nature of my infallible plan.
Wew, that took some work.

Till next I call to arms,
I remain Superior

Fri Apr 25 22:51:23 2003
From: Superior Lad

I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, suckers. I can take down
an entire army with my superior willpower. I concede that I may not
be able to defeat raymond in a pull-up contest (yet) but in my prime
I am more than a match for push-ups and crunches, for anyone. I'll
give you idiots a clue to my identity. My first name starts with J.

Supremely Superior,
Raymond's Foe

P.S. Here's a message to Serious Kid: You're so *** retarded
people like you should be castrated and fed to sheep. Your worthless
body should be dunked in pig dung, then *** ... **.
Serious Kid my ***.

Sun Apr 27 20:40:28 2003
From: Mr. Greenbottom

Here me am, reporting liff frum J-I mean,Supero Lumps computer, ant I
haff wun think to sey: Alll of u stink, stink like the derty doggs u
r. Eeef u weel eexcuuse m-m-me, I think I haff a virus. O No! The
double helix of fourteen gigahertz overloaded the causal plane,
resulting in casual dismembermentation! Gaah...

Superior Lad--
Curse you Dante, one of my own has fallen, and for that you'll pay.
It all started as innocent fun and games, but now... ITS PERSONAL!!!!
The last thing you ever say will be the recipe of the virus, which I
will inject directly into your brain, and then I will smother your
testes in battery acid.

Hatefully yours,
Superior Lad

Subject: Crazy Cows
Date: Sun, 27 Apr 2003 21:05:42 -0700

Oh, the cows, the cows, they are coming for me,
Beyond the shadows where I hide
Their big behinds and crazy clothing
Follow me on the inside

My colonostipy bag can't hold any more poop
Miles and miles of wire are bigger than a tire
The drunk says "hey man whats the scoop"
While my but gets lit on fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
THE COWS WANT TO BREED WITH YOUR MOTHER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

This is a true story.

--A Superior Poem, By Superior Lad

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